Girls, boost your confidence.
The competition’s fierce. If you don’t glisten,
You’ll never have a chance.
My next pet peeve is leave the pre-Madonna
Attitude at home!
You wanna win, but not by stepping on
another girl. It bares
repeating: keep your social morays clean.
Be curtious! Who cares
Your sister’s fat and inappropriate?
Freestyle rap’s a talent
that beauty judges probably would hate.
No holes barred, and smile!
Extract unwanted body hair by waxing.
You’ll find it’s worth your wild.
The stuff on your head is amongst the first to shed
if you are stressed or wreckless.
Style is strategy. Relax. Be ready
to hire a pageant coach.
He’ll stir “spice” into your personality.
Drink skimp milk, lightly poached.
Losers should never cry, but winners should try to.
The interviewers like
to hear we value girls in our country.