It’s Summertime! Submit Some Stuff!

Work is slow. School is finished. The kiddos are away at camp. Across most of the country, it’s already too effing hot to go outside without immediately feeling that you will most definitely perish from heat exhaustion within 60 seconds. You’re mostly just bullshitting around until you take your vacation anyway. Need something to do? Stop drinking lemonade and fanning yourself with back issues of Maxim. Get your voice out there. (Okay, yes, fine. You can send out work while finishing your glass of Country Time and skimming that fab Lady Gaga interview. Make Mother Monster proud.) Submission deadlines for the month of June: